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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 21:39

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

{RING} {RING}

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

After a few moments he returns.

Yes sir it is.

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

How can you maintain self-control?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Sure no problem officer.

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.